Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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