Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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