Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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