I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
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If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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