I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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