can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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