i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
The power of my boobs compel you
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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