Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I am one with the molecules
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
