U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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