Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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