Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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