Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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