I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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