Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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