Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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