Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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