I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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