I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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