Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
