I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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