Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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