summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
In other news, I just burned my penis
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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