So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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