Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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