NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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