i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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