They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
soo... how was my night?
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