OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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