The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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