hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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