So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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