Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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