you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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