I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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