There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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