I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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