Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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