She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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