I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I need a hoe opinion
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