So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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