What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
