Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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