If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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