i can't believe i had my finger in that
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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