He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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