why didn't you poke me back
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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