I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Do plants get herpes?
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