Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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