Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
false alarm. still invincible.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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