do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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