did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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