Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Too much gin, very little bucket
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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