it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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