your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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