no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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