Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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