About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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