He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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