So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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