she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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